Epistolary

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"Singularly unattractive mother of three
is seeking man with moderate intelligence
for good-humored conversation and John Denver karaoke.
Must NOT live with parents."

"Moderately intelligent man, thirty-four,
would love to sing Denver with you
Friday at eight at Morrie's pub.
I'll be in the red shirt."

"Singularly unattractive mother is forty-six.
Still want to meet Friday at eight?
If no reply, will assume yes.
I'll have purple flower in my hair."

"Sarah, I really enjoyed meeting you Friday.
Why do you say you're unattractive?
Sorry, but the chemistry just wasn't there.
Best wishes, John."

"John, my name is Rebecca. I was there
Friday, but you, I think, found
the wrong purple flower. Sorry it didn't work
for you and Sarah. Best wishes."


9/23/11 dawn